Och aye! It's a wee tartan laddie as seen at a Boxing Day party last night!
Yes, those family wacky present finders have struck again! The mad Metcalfes of Mirthdom, left these Angus McCoatup accoutrements in a bag near my coat and then scarpered quick before I found them!
Rather natty (or is that "carroty"?) locks cascading from me ol' tam o' shanta I reckon! Ah, weesht tha noo! Mebbe we can do a coople o' Proclaimers ditties wi' yon band???