Have You Seen This Yoghurt?

Great excitement in the library at work where I rent my modest little office.

One of the Library Assistants, normally such a diligent person, has misplaced her yoghurt. She tells me she has retraced all her steps of the morning in case she had carried it about as she undertook her duties and inadvertantly left it somewhere, perhaps marking a recently visited page in a book on one of the shelves. She has also checked her boots, in case it had fallen in - I started to get a little confused at this point...

Ah - after she had taken them off, she meant... It's pro-biotic so it may just have jumped in...

Apparently the yoghurt is an active yoghurt too, so it may just have taken it into its head to wander off for a bit. A photofit picture is shown here. If anyone sees it walking along the hard shoulder of the M6 with a red spotted hanky on a stick, please send it back.