I was reading somewhere the other day, someone bemoaning the fact that at the tender age of far-too-little he was starting to grow nasal hair.Yes, it's the bane of men everywhere. I mean what good is it? What function does it provide? How do you get rid of it without pain?
My wife (I just have to assume she was joking) suggested pulling it out with tweezers! Ha ha! Get real!
The least little pain in the nose causes the eyes to water to the extent that could cause some homes to flood and, believe me, pulling at all - never mind that hard - blooming well hurts!
Do those little round special-shaped battery shavers work?
There was a bloke at work once - not the work where I am now, where everyone seems impeccably groomed, but a former place of less sartorial elegance - anyway there was this bloke there whose nasal hair was long enough to suck! By that, I mean long enough for him to suck - I wasn't suggesting anyone else could, or indeed should. That's sort of lost any social acceptability it may have once had - even if it once had...
It looks bloody awful, let's face it. And if it's that long then it looks even worse than moustaches and beards once food gets stuck to it. Yeowch, I hope he's seen the light now and cut it - well that was years ago, so if he hasn't by now he'd be sucking it involuntarily!!!
There's got to be some sort of implement better suited than the stuff that's available. Anything's got to be better than this... Sheesh and you women think you have it bad just having babies...!
I have found a great way to deal with unruly nasal hair. There is a product on the market called the Platinum XL nose hair trimmer that does its job very well. It does not pull the hairs out or inflict any harm to the sensitive lining of the nostril. The micro scissor cutting head is extremely accurate and safe. Best of all it has an unconditional lifetime warranty and is made of 100% solid stainless steel so it will never rust. These great trimmers are available from www.amazon.co.uk or the main website located at www.groommate.com.
ReplyDeleteBy heck... Do you work for the manufacturer? No one else could have thought of that particular "best of all"...?
ReplyDeleteMy "best of all" would be that it gets rid of the hairs!
Anyway, the "micro scissor cutting head" could have two meanings and until you explain yourself I'm sticking with my garden shears.
Anyway - "unruly"??? When did I say my nasal hair was "unruly"?
ReplyDeletegroommate.com huh?
Hang on a minute...
ReplyDelete"The micro scissor cutting head is extremely accurate"???
Isn't it the person who's wielding it that has to be accurate? The more I think about it WellGroomedGuy, the more your email falls down! Come on, confess all - are you the Caped Nose Crusader? Or the Marketing Director?
Novacaine and fishing hook removing scissors, This is efficient and can be done in smaller clump pulls.
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See - now this is a more practical and useful comment! Good man, Passing Sage!
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