
Couldn't resist this...
Fran's been fancying one of those "healthy" grill gadgets promoted by ex boxer George Foreman.
What she actually said was, "I'd like one of those George Formby grills..."
You can just picture the Wigan Warbler pulling a steak out of the grill and saying "Eeh! Turned out nice again!"
No George... oven gloves, not boxing gloves...