Dan One, the six million dollar yoghurt - sorry - the pro-biotic yoghurt has still not surfaced in the library.Security are worried it may start to ferment and then go off with a bang, setting off the alarms overnight. Once yoghurts go bad they can blow their top apparently. The police have been called but we have to wait for a special unit used to dealing with different cultures...
Meanwhile I have been at a meeting in Ambleside today. I could have sworn we saw it waiting at a bus stop on the road out of Garstang... The sighting remains unconfirmed, but whilst it may seem unlikely that more than one yoghurt might be at loose, a spokeswoman from Sainsburys said they were aware of several active yoghurts.
love the story of the yoghurt - who knows where Dan 1 will turn up next!Maybe he's gone off in search of a pro active mate!
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