John Burke's a-Musings

I got into the office today after a full week on the road to find this attached to my coffee mug. " Grow Hair Fast! " it says and ...

2007 was the point at which I decided to stop writing web pages from scratch and start to use some of the new tools that were becoming avail...

On the tenth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Ten librarians feasting Nine things nostalgic Eight chefs a-swearing Seven glasses br...

I'm being driven mad... Whoever invented these electronic games must have been some sort of extremist sadist! If you play them they dri...

On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven glasses brimming Six tomcats spraying Five old things Four annoying birds Thre...

Dan One, the pro-biotic yoghurt was spotted yesterday taking an active (what else?) part in the Nativity. The stamina of this yoghurt given ...

On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me... A pro-biotic yoghurt in a tree. Have a great Christmas and 2008 everyone!

Is it merely the time of year and the festive temptations? Or is it the first sign that the yoghurt is turning bad? Consorting with bottles ...

Just when you think it's all gone quiet Dan One pops up again! What on earth does a yoghurt need with such a lot of luggage? Is he thin...

Dan One must be well past his sell-by date now, but is still keen to take care of himself. He's having a daily bath and squeezing every ...

Ah, it's so nice to see a yoghurt enjoying itself! Here's Dan One still obviously enjoying his bus tour - with included Thames river...

Aha! I knew it! That ransom note was a diversionary tactic by some scheming get rich quick merchant! The yoghurt has been spotted enjoying ...

A missive has been received! This ransom note came to me yesterday from an anonymous source. It appears that a person or persons unknown - w...

Rejected by love, bereft of even the briefest of brief encounters, our lonely yoghurt contemplates life without spooning. As the murky water...

Maybe it should have been in black and white, this photo... To our amazement we spotted the yoghurt on Carnforth Station - the location for ...

I think some of our fears about the yoghurt going bad as it was out of the fridge may come to nothing. This morning I spotted him stuck tigh...

Dan One the runaway yoghurt is certainly evaluating all possibilities for making a clean getaway! Here he is evaluating the possibilities fo...

A lost, lonely and pining yoghurt nestling under a newspaper for warmth, trying to get some sleep under a sheltering bush... An innocent gar...

This is getting ridiculous... I'm starting to see yoghurts everywhere now! In fact, yesterday when I switched my phone back on after ru...

It seems that Dan One the yoghurt has made it to Bowness on Lake Windermere. No doubt thirsty after all that travelling - even for an active...