The Mating Call of a Yoghurt?

After a modest start by bus it seems Dan One - our favourite runaway yoghurt - has managed to hitch a lift.

We're not quite sure yet where he's heading, but I see there has been a suggestion on the last entry that he may be seeking a "pro active mate".

Well steady on... he's pro-biotic and active but he's been out of the fridge for a couple of days now and it can't be long before something has to happen...

I wonder... if a pro-biotic yoghurt went bad would it become antibiotic...?